I'd Believe In Heaven

They said you was a reborn

From a reborn family

They said you was a reborn

What would you see in a guy like me?

Tell me what I’d have to do

To spend some time alone with you

Tell me what I’d have to say

‘Cause I can’t wait ‘til judgment day

I’d buy a bunch of bibles

I’d get them off the Internet

I think they call them cybles

Order now get a free statuette

If only you would be with me

Then the whole world could see

We’d have such a holy place

We could name our first kid grace

Even believe in heaven

I'd believe in all that stuff

I'd believe in heaven

If only that would be enough

We could take that statue

And put it in a bathtub on the lawn

Hook up some Christmas lights

The kind that blink on and off and off and on

It sounds like such a neat idea

I'd finally have a God to fear

I'd preach to everyone I know

We could have a TV show

We could call it Heaven

We’d believe in all that stuff

A cable show called Heaven

If only that would be enough