I've been down on my hands and knees

Can't remember where I put my keys

I thought I put them right down over there

On the hutch by that winged back chair

Finally check my pocket, there they are

Now if someone would only help me find my car


I settle down for the night

Ten minutes after I turn out the light

I'm woken up by my own snore

Never get a decent night's sleep anymore

Jump out of bed, no time to lose

When nature calls you can't refuse

I got the Geezer Blues


I can't read the paper anymore

Without glasses from the Dollar Store

Never thought I'd be one of those guys

Who looks for books in large print size

Baby boomers have you heard the news

You've already lit that old age fuse

Gonna get those Geezer Blues


copyright 2004 Joe Lada